Does anyone know some good gravity jokes?

gravity? ah, those writings and drawings made on walls.

@morphyms1817 said in #1:
> How convenient physics allows us a topic of banter.
I was reading a book about antigravity; it was impossible to put down.

@A_0123456

What is the name of the book?

#22 has already been done in #12 @A_0123456.

@morphyms1817 What ever it was I'm sure it's not a weighty tome

@Dukedog touche', sir.

I think A_0123456 could sell anti-gravity to some neutrinos.

Death and Gravity are having coffee together.
Death is complaining to Gravity after a long hard week. He tells Gravity " Man, I am so sick of my job. EVERYBODY hates, nobody is ever glad to see me. I just can't take it anymore"

Gravity listens sympathetically to Death venting and replies "Dude, I know just how you feel. I'm always bringing people down."

I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling
He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.

@morphyms1817 said in #1:
> How convenient physics allows us a topic of banter.

Are you high?

Gravity is so weak. It can't even lift.