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party invitation:)

theres gonna be a party! its me myself and i... and god... and mr Jack Daniels off course. I dont want any leachers tho, or liberal media who whines all the time, sickntired of whining. Norwegian politicians will off course be bluntly told to stay away... lots of reasons for that... the most important one is that the New minister for culture has been convincibly accused for sexual Assault against a minor With Downs syndrome...true story! thats what democrazy has achieved... i rest my case... but the party is gonna be great and im hosting...welcome
Sounds like a most delightful occasion. I've always wanted to meet this Mr. Daniels you keep raving about. Maybe he can divulge the secret of that magical caramel tan he sports. Who else will be there? Do you plan to attend yourself, for instance?
someone betted on the wrong horse and now they feel sorry for themselves... there is only one man running this party and thats me!
Ah, well, I do happen to know the secret of Mr. Smirnoff's colour.
That's easy you see, as he has none.
I'll carry the banner of His Emperial
Highness Courvoisier for the occasion.

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