Every non-cat species , even the blob-fish, partied as Dog-person restored lichess to its original state. Still, he was a little cautious about cat-person, since he seemingly had a nasty habit of returning when all thought him dead, and just to be safe he planted an invisible sensor microchip in cat-person's furry arm.
(The story keeps going on after this, there is some kind of plot twist or trick)
Queen Maeve and her subordinates were on the offensive again. This time instead of targeting Lichess first they first deleted dog-person which sent all non-cats into panic because Queen Maeve was the simulator of the universe.
I'm so lost. xD
Said Baldo the dog who was looking for dog-person with other non-cats before he suddenly disappeared mysteriously!
(How will non-cats deal with the fact that the universe itself seems to be against them??)
"Hahahaha... I will destroy the world! Heehee hehehee!... AAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!
...Who pulled my tail!?"
um adolf hitler the third starts WWIII
donald trump, adolf hitler III, and darth vader (from star wars, no joke) start using nukes and all kind of explosive technologies (darth vader, i'm talking about you). then the earth starts gaining gravity, pulling the moon closer, and then the moon takes out a huge chunk of earth (europe, africa, northamerica, and southamerica) then the nukes finish off the rest of the humans, cats, dogs, wolves, penguins, or any land animals and we have to wait a few nother trillion years for intelligent life forms to develop. (because yeah) the end.
(ok ok this is just a joke)
(i'm just jk, the note at the bottom of my last post is not a joke)
50 trillion years later, the cats are the intelligent life form. the humans are those things that fly and bite and give you red bumps. then the primal ages disappear and the cats have to adapt to the water, since all the land is eroding. but they hate it. they are jealous of the fish who have gills. then a cat had an idea (yea no names yet). they had a fish and a cat breed a cat-fish. (get it?) they started their domain underwater.
then...
me:(i'ma wait a few more days... cuz i don't know if you get what's wrong with this story...)
A year later, impossibly strong machines find one person who survives. His name is Liam. They decide to put him in a test.....
Liam
The machines captured me. They say i'm probably the only one left, except for people on the ISS. Amazingly, I believe the machines, because the only reason I survived was because of an airplane. It flew in the air for 82 days, but ran out of fuel. It fell down and exploded, blasting me up in the air. I was lucky enough to land on a trampoline. 1 out of 8 billion chance, they say. They put me in a room with a security camera, and a lightbulb. Oh yeah, you can't forget about the bomb with 2 minutes left. The bomb looks like an inch tall dodecahedron. I take the camera down, because the room is small. I use the lens, refracting the light in just the right way. I put the bomb near the lock covering it with my shoe. It doesn't explode somehow, but there's 4 seconds left, so I don't have to wait. BOOM! The door opens slightly, revealing a very bright light to squint at. I come out......
