The Murder of Eric Smeets

Something to look forward to, kleine kijkbuiskinderen.

Astáchá Thrigië

Here's the first clue:
I'm afraid that only irrational people can understand it. But the dIQs may join in to their heart's of heart's content!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=f9nl7KgtVSY

Never seen a funeral like it. 22 yrs or so man from Heer gets killed and the whole Capo's town shows up, putting all Gothfather movies to shame. Big church, way over a thousand people in it. You should have seen the grieving widow, dressed in the costumary little black veil by Chanel, while she staggered toward the coffin at the altar, both sedated and rendered into splint splinters by grief, whilst the following tearjerker gently weeped Sinead O'Connor's Nothing Compares To You.
O Iscar Adacemy! Sad you only heen there!

@bingndensum said in #1:
> Something to look forward to, kleine kijkbuiskinderen.
>
> Astáchá Thrigië
haha kijkbuiskinderen what an amazing word, I'll surely use that at least a couple times.

@HemaWorst said in #4:
> haha kijkbuiskinderen what an amazing word, I'll surely use that at least a couple times.
I stole that from Meneer de Uil, Hemaworst.

I wish to set something straight. I've made all this up, from a series of events that was surely highly singular and the funeral was surely worthy of a movie scene as described, but in reality I have no reason to point a finger like that. It's nothing but a fiction. Art maybe all fun and games at times, but I feel that my not adding this note, would be taking matters a step too far.

My personal, long-overdue tribute to my best friend.
It's just that nobody asked me at the time, you see. So they played Sinead in stead.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qaK81oUmbbs

K. Here's why he's my best friend:
I sat down and threw a piece of shit at him.
Now here's what he said, in a time of 3.1415 seconds:

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-OdiOuq4uZw&list=PLglUu7rOaMDsleUArFkygtoVpp2hH-lIc&index=12

That's why.