@CheckmateKevin said in #30:
> Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
>
> Edit: just kidding i know that's not funny lol
LOL
Man visits his doctor.
'Doctor why is your office so small?!'
Doctor: 'Get lost, I'm taking a shit.'
There isn't a single half funny joke in this thread.
Why do archers damage their bows and equipment?
Because they keep nocking (knocking) all their arrows!
Why is Camilla Harris so bad at bridge?
She always bids NoTrump
@Keukenkampioen said in #32:
> Man visits his doctor.
>
> 'Doctor why is your office so small?!'
>
> Doctor: 'Get lost, I'm taking a shit.'
...
A man and his three sons go out to bike. They crashed a car They each got sent to different hospitals. The nurse said” I can’t operate you, you’re my son.” how is that possible? The nurse is his mom!
Two men walk towards each other limping
First one sighs and tells: Car crash, 2 years ago
Second one: dog's sh*t, 2 minutes ago
A reporter asks a Nun why they always wear the same clothes, she replied, "well it's just a Habit." :).
A man is talking to a big crowd about his biggest phobia, and he says, “im terrified of the word that is spelled A-A-G-H exclamation mark” then he says, “how about we all come up and say our phobias, you there, come up” so the guy walks up next to the man and says, “im terrified of apologies”
“Sorry what?”
“AAGH!”
“AAGH!”
I hope i explained well, there is a youtube video in which two guys act it out, thats where i heard it from
