A Luggage thief went on trial earlier today,
it was an open and shut case. :).
it was an open and shut case. :).
Why do bees have sticky hair??
Answer this and I will tell if it is correct or not!
Answer this and I will tell if it is correct or not!
Mickey Mouse went to his attorney and told the lawyer he wanted divorce Minnie, and explained his reason.
The atty told Mickey he will have to look into and get back to Mickey.
Week later Mickey goes back and the atty says, "I have bad news, you can't divorce Minnie you don't have grounds"
Mickey asks, "What do you mean?"
Atty replies, "You can't divorce Minnie just because she is acting silly"
Mickey responds, "I didn't say she was acting silly, I said she was fucking Goofy"
The atty told Mickey he will have to look into and get back to Mickey.
Week later Mickey goes back and the atty says, "I have bad news, you can't divorce Minnie you don't have grounds"
Mickey asks, "What do you mean?"
Atty replies, "You can't divorce Minnie just because she is acting silly"
Mickey responds, "I didn't say she was acting silly, I said she was fucking Goofy"
@Tastee-4-ever said in #13:
> Why do bees have sticky hair??
> Answer this and I will tell if it is correct or not!
Because they use honey combs. Last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet dinosaur.
> Why do bees have sticky hair??
> Answer this and I will tell if it is correct or not!
Because they use honey combs. Last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet dinosaur.
@ed01106 said in #15:
> Because they use honey combs. Last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet dinosaur.
Correct Ding Ding Ding!!!!
> Because they use honey combs. Last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet dinosaur.
Correct Ding Ding Ding!!!!
what do you call an fly without wings?
a walk.
(drum sound effect)
a walk.
(drum sound effect)
A group of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the jungle, which they hoped would prove to be the missing link. The proof of their theory, however, required that a human mate with the animal so that they could see what characteristics the offspring would assume. Needing volunteers, the scientists placed an ad in the paper: "$5000 to mate with ape."
Almost immediately, they received a response from a man who said he would be willing to take part in the experiment, with three conditions.
"First," he said, "my wife must never know. Second, any children must be baptized. And, third, I'd have to pay in installments."
Almost immediately, they received a response from a man who said he would be willing to take part in the experiment, with three conditions.
"First," he said, "my wife must never know. Second, any children must be baptized. And, third, I'd have to pay in installments."
I have some kind of mental block around remembering jokes. I can recall 2, maybe 3.
@AsDaGo said in #18:
> A group of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the jungle, which they hoped would prove to be the missing link. The proof of their theory, however, required that a human mate with the animal so that they could see what characteristics the offspring would assume. Needing volunteers, the scientists placed an ad in the paper: "$5000 to mate with ape."
>
> Almost immediately, they received a response from a man who said he would be willing to take part in the experiment, with three conditions.
>
> "First," he said, "my wife must never know. Second, any children must be baptized. And, third, I'd have to pay in installments."
This IS funny. It's an "It takes all kinds", kinda joke.
> A group of scientists discovered an apelike creature in the jungle, which they hoped would prove to be the missing link. The proof of their theory, however, required that a human mate with the animal so that they could see what characteristics the offspring would assume. Needing volunteers, the scientists placed an ad in the paper: "$5000 to mate with ape."
>
> Almost immediately, they received a response from a man who said he would be willing to take part in the experiment, with three conditions.
>
> "First," he said, "my wife must never know. Second, any children must be baptized. And, third, I'd have to pay in installments."
This IS funny. It's an "It takes all kinds", kinda joke.
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