You have to say a joke as if, after read ur joke everyone will be happy.
Have you ever heard the joke of the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread.
I better not tell you, it might spread.
There was a man named Billy. Now he's dead. That's why I said 'was'.
how many conservative mps does it take to wallpaper a room ?
it all depends on how thinly you can slice them
it all depends on how thinly you can slice them
How to create a butterfly:
We need a butter. cut them to 10
and we need 2 flies,
becomes butterfly!
We need a butter. cut them to 10
and we need 2 flies,
becomes butterfly!
@Zana_gasy_Michess nice.
Why did the king ran away from the Queen?
Because she is too powerful!
Why did the rooster stop crawling
Because he don't want to be noticed and turn into KFC!
Because she is too powerful!
Why did the rooster stop crawling
Because he don't want to be noticed and turn into KFC!
Person 1: This parrot in a cage says "Hello" when you pull its left leg and "Hi" when you pull its right leg.
Person 2: What if I pull both of its legs?
Parrot: I will say "Watch out you fool! I will fall!"
Person 2: What if I pull both of its legs?
Parrot: I will say "Watch out you fool! I will fall!"
Why did chicken cross the road?
The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to die. Because in crossing the road he got hit by a car, and in so doing made it to the other side.
The chicken crossed the road because he wanted to die. Because in crossing the road he got hit by a car, and in so doing made it to the other side.
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