Suriname Jokes

"Wat staat er?"
"Waterstaat"

Teacher: ur surname says what your ancestors did in the past

Kid 1: mine is smith

Teacher: so ur ancestors were blacksmiths and you john?

John: *sad voice* mine is dickinson

Teacher: sooo...AYOOOOO!

I won't say my surname 'cause everyone will make fun of my surname 😭😭😭

@ShAwN1708 just report them as insult then

I don't like to report 'cause only if it is unavoidable @Ak888

Guy 1: Do you know my father is a doctor?
Guy 2: wow! My father is a doctor too!
Guy 1: Phillip is my last name!
Guy 2 [excited]: Omg! My surname is Phillip
too!
Guy 1: Am 23 years old
Guy 2: what? Get out of here [laughing], am also
23 years old..
Guy 1: Don't tell me that you are born on the 14th of August, and you went to Lusaka primary school?
Guy 2: yeah! I was born at 14th August...tell me am dreaming because I also went to Lusaka.. [They both cried, and hug each other].

A guy sitting next to them ask the Bartender,

"what's wrong with these 2 guys? The Bartender answered, "dont mind these stupid boys, they are Dr. Phillip's twins and they are very drunk."

So we're not here to make fun of Suriname?

True sir, we're here making fun of surnames

Was looking through a newspaper several years ago and some dude legally changed his name to Heywood Jablome.