Gambling, perhaps the world's oldest past time, has always blessed those of us who are gifted with higher social distinction, higher intelligence, and a far greater practical understanding of our 'shared' world with a most charming avenue to fatten our pockets just a little more at the expense of the grotesquely unintelligent, superstitious, or otherwise oafish peasants that have incestuously plagued our graceful company since the dawn of time.
Now, I certainly don't claim to be a fan of sporting events....though I do find it intensely amusing when those baseball animals brawl one another or perhaps a cluster of degenerate European soccer enthusiasts burns down part of their own city in celebration of the final GOOOOOOAAL (for me at least it's the riot that brings the real entertainment)! Sports have certainly given a vast element of the post-soldiery/slave/peasant class of what remains from feudal Europe an adequate outlet to vent the rage and bloodlust that still poisons their vulgar bloodlines since the dawn of the new Socialized-Democratic-Pussy-State that governs most of Europe has tireless tried to ensure that a war between nations never occurs again....Good Luck with that, FRANCE AND GERMANY!!!....a quixotically noble but mostly amusingly UNACHIEVABLE goal!...........but I digress.
The point I am making is that I make a small fortune every year from betting on sports. How do I do it?? Well, unlike those deranged baseball, soccer, american football, or basketball fans who rely on superstition and possibly ghosts to lead their teams to victory, I use a little thing called MATH!!! Hence, I look for trends through the aid of a little thing called a COMPUTER PROGRAM....something those Icelandic Neanderthals probably call a "number witch" but maybe that's only what they call a calculator! It's actually surprisingly easy to make money on sports betting.....you just have to have a brain and know how to use it!
Hence, I would like to play chess in casinos for real money. I'm thinking something just like on lichess except at a casino. In my vision there would be computers and you'd use a mouse as opposed to a real chess set just to make it cleaner without pieces flying around or something....and the winner either on checkmate or time wins the game. It would also be all Open Section but regulated so that you can't have some GM just sitting anonymously at a computer and winning all the money....but that's again part of the fun and dynamic of this....so I don't exactly know what it would look like..But, whatever the final product would look like, the bottom line is that I WANT CHESS IN CASINOS!! Who's with me!! Let's email some Senators and Representatives and see if we can make a REAL DIFFERENCE in our community and get this done by Christmas!!!
Now, I certainly don't claim to be a fan of sporting events....though I do find it intensely amusing when those baseball animals brawl one another or perhaps a cluster of degenerate European soccer enthusiasts burns down part of their own city in celebration of the final GOOOOOOAAL (for me at least it's the riot that brings the real entertainment)! Sports have certainly given a vast element of the post-soldiery/slave/peasant class of what remains from feudal Europe an adequate outlet to vent the rage and bloodlust that still poisons their vulgar bloodlines since the dawn of the new Socialized-Democratic-Pussy-State that governs most of Europe has tireless tried to ensure that a war between nations never occurs again....Good Luck with that, FRANCE AND GERMANY!!!....a quixotically noble but mostly amusingly UNACHIEVABLE goal!...........but I digress.
The point I am making is that I make a small fortune every year from betting on sports. How do I do it?? Well, unlike those deranged baseball, soccer, american football, or basketball fans who rely on superstition and possibly ghosts to lead their teams to victory, I use a little thing called MATH!!! Hence, I look for trends through the aid of a little thing called a COMPUTER PROGRAM....something those Icelandic Neanderthals probably call a "number witch" but maybe that's only what they call a calculator! It's actually surprisingly easy to make money on sports betting.....you just have to have a brain and know how to use it!
Hence, I would like to play chess in casinos for real money. I'm thinking something just like on lichess except at a casino. In my vision there would be computers and you'd use a mouse as opposed to a real chess set just to make it cleaner without pieces flying around or something....and the winner either on checkmate or time wins the game. It would also be all Open Section but regulated so that you can't have some GM just sitting anonymously at a computer and winning all the money....but that's again part of the fun and dynamic of this....so I don't exactly know what it would look like..But, whatever the final product would look like, the bottom line is that I WANT CHESS IN CASINOS!! Who's with me!! Let's email some Senators and Representatives and see if we can make a REAL DIFFERENCE in our community and get this done by Christmas!!!