Name of chess inventor discovered at last.

Recent research into previously undiscovered archives has finally provided the name of the inventor of the universally frustrating game of Chess.
He was a vindictive potato and cumqat farmer from a remote island somewhere in an ocean.
His name was Chessy McChessface,and he named his invention after his not-yet-but- maybe-someday-conceived first child.As he had no way to predict the gender of his possible offspring,he chose the name Chess as a gender-neutral name .
Next time you find yourself in Zugswang ...it's not your fault anymore..blame Chessy.

Chess McChessface does not sound like an Indian name.

Chessy was mixed-race heritage...Indian / Chinese / Persian.

The real questions that we all are asking in the face of this discovery:
1. What is a cumqat?
2. Since he is a vindictive potato, how did he get to a remote island? Also, do vindictive potatoes have genders? Also, was Darkwing Duck involved?
3. Do birds have ears?

@clousems
1.A cumqat is a kind of citrus fruit.
2.He was not a vindictive potato..he was a vindictive person who grew potatoes.
2(a).No
3.Yes,but not so you'd notice.