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i hate home vorks

Did you spell homework wrong because you didn't do any?
You are not alone! I also hate having to do homework ;)
the plural of homework is homework (eg. more homework) not homeworks.
Bob: Homework is something that we should value, honor, and do. It shouldn't be thrown in the trash, or be handed to hungry dogs, but hung up in museums. Finishing your homework is a sign of dignity and education!

Fred: Homework is a waste of time! I once only got 8 hours of sleep because of homework! I need at least 10!

Bob: Putting aside you lack of time management, homework is a tool. It helps you practice and be above expectations.

Fred: I just wanna eat my chips and watch TV. So far, using tactic #254, "My Dog Ate My Homework Trick," has proved well.

Some years later on a phone call...

Fred: Bob! Are you there! Please! I am DROWNING in a test! I literally can't breathe! What is the answer to the test?"

Bob: Hi Fred! I was just reading a text on how important homework was.

Fred: Are you passive-aggressively attacking me? Anyways, I think I am going with tactic #521, "Make All Your Answers A In a Emergency"

Bob: I would just have studied. But now you are on your own buddy!

Fred: I am going to have to be on my couch, struggling to keep up with the TV and youtube, if I start doing my homework.

Bob: *Putting on his "I am better than you talk"* Well, it looks like you have lots of homework due on Friday. I already finished mine...LAST YEAR. Anyways, it was fun talking to you!

Fred: 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

But seriously, homework is important. Without it, you drown in papers.
Roberto Nevelis probably invented homework according to many sources.

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