UPDATE- current top offer: the flu
@KJVo No actually I'm going over to the lichess practice page. Idk what you hope to achieve out of this the only practical trade is money and no offense but I doubt anyone would pay you for lessons when they could pay a master who already has a systematic setup for students. Some might say that this thread has the fingerprint of a troll. I hope that's not the case. No need to ping me again I have nothing else to give you after this comment good luck.
clousems, I am ever so faintly saddened by your ferocious replies to my ever so romantic phrasiologisms.
How did I ever deserve to be your master?
People come to Australia from all over the world just to get a glimpse of kangaroo crap.I fail to see them coming here to catch the flu.Maybe you thought my offer was a cruel jest..but it isn't.
However,if it must be a bidding war..I raise my offer to 50kgs Grade#A kangaroo crap PLUS 3 litres of Koala Urine.(Tourists pay big $$ to be photographed being pissed on by a Koala)
I've got the flu right now as well...but my flu is worse than @clousems .Or at least it was,2 days ago..almost cured now.
@Kanaan92 I am not actually trading anything, I actually thought we were all on the same page that this was a joke. bcuz wasted time that took to get a stupid number Lol
@bunyip that's strange, I will take the flu
failing so hard in your desperate attempt to get some easy cash so you have to pretend it was satire all along
Sounds about right @rokoroks
Definitely. not really though, obviously no one is going to pay me , and I wasn't offering lessons to begni with that is why I offered it like it was said it materal item lol. i wouldn't even let someone pay me, if someone wants lessons i will give free but i wont because i dont think i actually know anything about chess at all. only how to premove
I'll trade you my backyard. Deal or no deal.