I am trading average chess ability for probably whatever you will offer

What's your definition of average chess ability?

an average person has average chess ability though

I'm your long-lost uncle. I'm a famous Nigerian prince who would like to transfer my collection of gold bars to you! Just give me your name, address, and credit card number! My number is (938)-196-5306!

(hint hint I'm not a Nigerian prince and that's not my number. I can also follow u tho.)

I've been looking for you.