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What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis?

I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/

What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis? I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/

@dstne said in #1:

What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis?

I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/

The answer to that question has so far evaded my gray matter. :-(

@dstne said in #1: > What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis? > > I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/ The answer to that question has so far evaded my gray matter. :-(

@dstne said in #1:

What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis?

I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/

idk, Im trying to find the answer myself LOL if I find it, I'll be sure to let you know ^-^

@dstne said in #1: > What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis? > > I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/ idk, Im trying to find the answer myself LOL if I find it, I'll be sure to let you know ^-^

Perhaps displaying certain well-chosen words will have the effect that @dstne and @GoldenTigerLily desire.

Puppies. Kittens. Roses. Abuela's (grandma's) cooking. First love. Long weekends. Crisp colorful autumns. Sparkling snow on Christmas Day. Dependable old pickup trucks. New Bicycles. Fudge brownies. Homework pass! Tax credit! Goal! Homerun! Touchdown! Checkmate! Promotion! Liverpool!

Golden-orange hair!

Perhaps displaying certain well-chosen words will have the effect that @dstne and @GoldenTigerLily desire. Puppies. Kittens. Roses. Abuela's (grandma's) cooking. First love. Long weekends. Crisp colorful autumns. Sparkling snow on Christmas Day. Dependable old pickup trucks. New Bicycles. Fudge brownies. Homework pass! Tax credit! Goal! Homerun! Touchdown! Checkmate! Promotion! Liverpool! Golden-orange hair!

Probably posts about topics that have no true conversational or debating potential, those types of topics usually end up with about 10 pages of responses. :).

Probably posts about topics that have no true conversational or debating potential, those types of topics usually end up with about 10 pages of responses. :).

@dstne said in #1:

What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis?

I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/

Step 1 write a message bashing Grover Cleveland's domestic policies and the Tesla cybertruck moral and ethics plan.

Step 2 wait

@dstne said in #1: > What’s the best strategy to get people to post on your forum and leave lots of emojis? > > I’m a dopamine addict so I kinda need this advice to survive :/ Step 1 write a message bashing Grover Cleveland's domestic policies and the Tesla cybertruck moral and ethics plan. Step 2 wait

Grover Cleveland! Now THERE was a president!

How odd that his hair wasn't golden-orange....

Grover Cleveland! Now THERE was a president! How odd that his hair wasn't golden-orange....

While Teslas are often seen as revolutionary, they come with several significant drawbacks. Their high price makes them inaccessible for many, and despite their advanced technology, they suffer from build quality issues like uneven panel gaps and paint defects. Teslas also have reliability concerns, with frequent software glitches and problems with their electrical systems. The limited charging infrastructure makes long trips inconvenient, and the environmental impact of manufacturing the vehicles, particularly in terms of battery production, is often overlooked. Furthermore, the production of Tesla batteries involves mining materials like lithium, cobalt, and nickel, which can result in environmental destruction and human rights violations, including child labor and unsafe working conditions. Additionally, Tesla’s Autopilot system is still imperfect and can give drivers a false sense of security. Finally, the lack of traditional dealerships and customer service issues can make ownership frustrating. Despite their innovation, Teslas are not the ideal choice for everyone and, from a moral and ethical standpoint, may not be the right decision for conscientious consumers.

Also..
The Cybertruck == Cybertrash

While Teslas are often seen as revolutionary, they come with several significant drawbacks. Their high price makes them inaccessible for many, and despite their advanced technology, they suffer from build quality issues like uneven panel gaps and paint defects. Teslas also have reliability concerns, with frequent software glitches and problems with their electrical systems. The limited charging infrastructure makes long trips inconvenient, and the environmental impact of manufacturing the vehicles, particularly in terms of battery production, is often overlooked. Furthermore, the production of Tesla batteries involves mining materials like lithium, cobalt, and nickel, which can result in environmental destruction and human rights violations, including child labor and unsafe working conditions. Additionally, Tesla’s Autopilot system is still imperfect and can give drivers a false sense of security. Finally, the lack of traditional dealerships and customer service issues can make ownership frustrating. Despite their innovation, Teslas are not the ideal choice for everyone and, from a moral and ethical standpoint, may not be the right decision for conscientious consumers. Also.. The Cybertruck == Cybertrash

Sorry. But Tesla has built a HUGE number of charging stations. Do you think another car maker has a larger number of communal charging stations available in the civilized world? If so, which one?

I ask sincerely. I'll check your answer. But I'm sincere. I could be wrong, after all.

Furthermore: my own encounters with Teslas have been pretty respect-building.

Sorry. But Tesla has built a HUGE number of charging stations. Do you think another car maker has a larger number of communal charging stations available in the civilized world? If so, which one? I ask sincerely. I'll check your answer. But I'm sincere. I could be wrong, after all. Furthermore: my own encounters with Teslas have been pretty respect-building.

Well Grover served two non-consecutive terms. Sounds familiar...

Well Grover served two non-consecutive terms. Sounds familiar...

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