Hi! Today was a completely weird day. As usual, today I cooked Thibault's morning breakfast. Next, it was time to make coffee. I went to the ingredient’s cupboard, and thinking it was sugar, I picked the salt bag instead. I “accidently” added a tiny pinch of salt into the coffee cup. I was completely horrified! On having a high chance of being a Lichess developer, I might have ruined it all by this. To prevent that from happening, I ran back to the ingredient’s cupboard and took the 3kg sugar bag. As I thought the tiny bit of salt inside the coffee would make it too salty and bad-tasting, I decided to add the whole bag of sugar to it, to make it sweeter. But then, I did some calculations, ‘Si j'ajoute trop de sucre, cela le remplirait trop, donc il déborderait. [If I add too much sugar, that will fill it too much, thus it will overflow.]’. So, I decided to pour the coffee to a larger jug. Voila! I poured it, now it was ready to add all the sugar! DAMN! It was ready, but it seemed like there was more sugar than there was coffee. I decided to add a bit more coffee to the jug. ‘Voldemort? Qu'est-ce qui te prend si longtemps? [Voldemort? What is taking you so long?]’ came Thibault’s voice. ‘Non, rien! [Oh, nothing!]’ I answered back. I cooked some more coffee and poured it into the jug. ‘Quelque chose ne va pas? [Anything wrong?]’ Thibaut asked again. ‘Rien! [Nothing!]’ I shouted again. TADA! It was ready. ‘Il est temps de servir! [It’s time to serve!]’ I told myself. There in the dining table, I saw Thibault hard at work. ‘Le petit déjeuner est servir! [Breakfast is served!]’ I announced. As Thibault Duplessis took a sip of his coffee, he was punching his chest for some reason. When I checked his watch for what had happened, I saw that he was completely diabetic! And Thibault had to go off work for 4 hours and had to vomit 7 times before he could smash me into 79 pieces. Someone save Thibault! – and me! I shouldn’t have added 3kg of sugar! I don’t know how much sugar to add to a coffee! Forgive me! I beg your pardon, Thibault! I really am sorry!!! (I couldn't even solve the CAPTCHA due to this xD). Can anyone explain me how much coffee I should add to a sugar?
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