How do you get people to reply to your forum post?

I find it very difficult for people to find my post. Any suggestions?

Like this

make a interesting forum post

ez gg

"Doctor, everyone is ignoring me."
"Who is next, please?"

@Katzenschinken said in #4:
> "Doctor, everyone is ignoring me."
> "Who is next, please?"
Life is hard

post some interesting topic

If you pay me I will reply.

@Buttercup22 said in #7:
> If you pay me I will reply.
Why

Why not?