Fudging mice

I swear to fudging gosh, I am so fudging annoyed with my fudging mice. I am having so many mouse slips in my games, it's ridiculous. Like, today, I was having a really awesome game with a dude (casual blitz, lichess.org/HFDHgy1mw8dw) and I made a complete blunder. Like. Give up a rook blunder. Why? Because of a fudging mouse slip. And the dude wouldn't give me the takeback! Seriously, this game was fun! I did a really silly atypical defense because I've had some beer and I'm playing casual and why the fudge not, and it led to a really interesting middlegame... But I had to resign because he wouldn't give me the takeback. Which brings me back to the original point.... MICE! I started playing on a trackpad, and that was okay until I wanted to play blitz and bullet. So, I bought a bluetooth mouse. It was a piece of garbage. So, I bought a gaming mouse. I don't know why, but sometimes the clicker just releases randomly and puts my pieces on a shirty square! Like, I don't want to put my knight on a8! Why would I do that? I wouldn't. Stupid mice. Now I'm going to need to buy a fourth fudging mouse. Any recommendations on a mouse that isn't garbage and also not like $1,000,000,000?

Recommendations? Don't give your mice fudge, it makes them hyperactive. Then they run about and slip all over the place.

Seriously though, make sure your mouse is on a smooth surface (use a mouse pad maybe, if you aren't already). If using a wireless mouse, make sure that the receiver is fairly close by and that there's nothing interfering with the signal.