After a long night spent awake smashing away at my keyboard I realized the sun is peaking over the horizon and I have been drinking since last afternoon, naturally losing track of myself I just went over all my messages and posts from the last 24 hours and came to the conclusion that I should have a breathalyzer lock for all my electronic devices and this should perhaps be incorporated into some form of federal law.
Post your most humiliating drunken experience for the world to share .

I once had to have a female cab driver help me walk from the cab to my house because I was too drunk to walk on my own.