> I came up with the idea that maybe god can create a rock too heavy for him to
> lift, AND he can lift it. But we just can't understand how that works.
I can pretty much explain everything in the universe if my presumptions are allowed to be true and not true at the same time and neither the audience nor myself do have to understand how anything works.
If you use this deranged kind of logic i wonder what makes even your usual "something came out of nothing" (as nonsensical as it is) less believable than this. You are holding your own belief to a pretty low logical standard and require a much higher one from everybody else, aren't you?