People in great britain (immortal queen) versus people in saudi arabia (overpowered king) be like:
Two people went to the moon and guess what, they played chess! :D :D
I read about it here
www.tomorrowtides.com/twoastronautsplayedastrochessonmars.html
(😏 😏 😏 😏 😏)
I read about it here
www.tomorrowtides.com/twoastronautsplayedastrochessonmars.html
(😏 😏 😏 😏 😏)
This is like a copy of mine. Except mine wasn't chess jokes
@Sohamroy3rdaccount oh, sorry. I didnt think i had plagiarized anything... well i never saw yours... 😅
@TheLandOfCows Oh that's fine then :D
Did you hear about the guy who quit chess because He got depressed one day in a tournament when he realized, half the people were losing.
I'm a great chess teacher
Half my students are above average!
Not a joke but anecdote:
One time GM Gufeld was playing and at the end of a long game his opponent tipped over his king and said "I resign."
Gufeld replied, "No, I've been working for 7 hours and putting so much effort. Finish the game!"
I'm a great chess teacher
Half my students are above average!
Not a joke but anecdote:
One time GM Gufeld was playing and at the end of a long game his opponent tipped over his king and said "I resign."
Gufeld replied, "No, I've been working for 7 hours and putting so much effort. Finish the game!"
I owe the most beautiful hours of my life to chess!
Since when do you play chess?
... my husband does.
Since when do you play chess?
... my husband does.
How other people see Berlin: Oh such a beautiful place
How Chess Players see Berlin: Oh you have to take all the fun out the game, don't you.
How Chess Players see Berlin: Oh you have to take all the fun out the game, don't you.
Bxh7+
CALL AN AMBULANCE
Kxg7
Ng5+
Kg8
Qh5
but not for me
Nf6
CALL AN AMBULANCE
Kxg7
Ng5+
Kg8
Qh5
but not for me
Nf6
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