The First Ever Cologne Gambit

The Cologne Gambit is a chess opening that transpires after 1. a4 b6 2. d4 d5 3. Nc3 Nd7. This opening is so ridiculously rare that I have scoured databases but never found a single Cologne Gambit game, since it requires significant mutual alcohol consumption to appear on the board. I am looking for an enterprising person to make history and play the first ever Cologne Gambit.
Type a message and challenge me if you're interested!

Actually, that might require some cologne consumption.

Let me inform Guinness World Record incharge about it!

Bent Larsen played 76 games per chess.com

@StratteraCapsules said in #4:
> Bent Larsen played 76 games per chess.com
Are you sure?

Th@StratteraCapsules said in #4:
> Bent Larsen played 76 games per chess.com

It also says that Bent Larsen played 76 games of 1. f3 e5 2. Kf2, and 76 games of 1. f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4#, so I would take it with a grain of salt.

Ben Losen

@viktheking said in #6:
> Th
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> It also says that Bent Larsen played 76 games of 1. f3 e5 2. Kf2, and 76 games of 1. f3 e5 2. g4 Qh4#, so I would take it with a grain of salt.

Can you share link having those stats?

@Akbar2thegreat said in #8:
> Can you share link having those stats?

www.chess.com/openings/Barnes-Opening-Hammerschlag-Variation
www.chess.com/openings/Barnes-Opening-Fools-Mate

Also:

www.chess.com/openings/Ware-Opening-Meadow-Hay-Trap
www.chess.com/openings/Kadas-Opening-Beginners-Trap
www.chess.com/openings/Kadas-Opening-Schneider-Gambit
www.chess.com/openings/Ware-Opening-Ware-Gambit

...have all been 'played' by Bent Larsen 76 times. These stats are rubbish.

@viktheking
What the hell is that?
Someone has either accessed the database portal of chess.com or something else.