How to become a grandmaster in 6 hours

dude you can't become a gm in six hours, and even if you could you would still lose

@A_0123456 You probably couldn't become a grandmaster in 6 years, much less 6 hours. And this doesn't just apply for you, it applies for everyone. I don't think you realize how much training is required to become a GM.

I hate when people say that. I hate chess and dont care about gm. But whenever someone says hard or you cannot i want to be one.

obviously the op is trolling.

Hash but what op Isn't ? You should point out when one is real

@Subomega I didn't say that he can't. I simply said that he probably can't, because most normal people can't become GMs. And obviously, the path to GM is hard for anyone (and that's a fact) so I'm not gonna sugarcoat that.

It's easier than y'all are making it out to be. First, be an 2500+ IM with two GM norms, at a GM norm tournament that you're about to win. Then...

@jcarmody I'm a 1491 and I need to become a grandmaster by midnight eastern standard time today.

I need the GM title too. I will bribe FIDE a million dollars and get CM instead. I mean close enough? Someone might mistake the C for a G?

@A_0123456
Step 1: Contact Elon Musk, become the first person to have Neuralink installed in your brain.
Step 2: Contact Google, rent their hardware so you can get an insane amount of neural network training data in a tiny amount of time.
Step 3: Make sure you have adequate resources to run the neural network while you're playing Stockfish. Ask Elon Musk for details on how to make that work. I can't help you there.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.