Coolest lichess username

IM Having a few...
IM hoping to becoming one day an IM is cause the million possibility to play with the IM as part of the name.
Would be my reason not accept the GM Title to keep the Kool name :)
IM Kool...AndTheGang (just the best Team IM In)
IM UrKnightMarry (to marry a knight must become a nightmare)
IM Gay (only for a modern, open minded user)
IM LichessFan (one name fits all)
IM UrFather (only playing as black)
IM Annoying (also in the forum;)
IM Mortal (not decided jet)
....

My Real Favorite:
@Mistydoom (looks like a girl becomes at night a chess-superhero)
@hahaha1 (just makes you lough while reading)
@ChuckmateNorris (Hairy Cult)
@hirnloserverlierer (German = Brainlesslooser)
@CreativeThinking (sounds creative)
@legendaryfatguy (He played me with a lot of pressure)
@BewaretheCat (Miau!)
@risky-chess (sounds risky)
@runtilmorrow (run, ruuuuun , run DMC)
@matabichos26 (mataaaaaa! (known from the chat))
@LagWonNotYou (nothing more to say after the game)
@mewantcookiemobile (makes you think not of calculating next move)
@InsaneCheckmaterGirl (sounds insane)
@rookceps (roooooook! (known from the chat))
@kazamaza (the legendary Kazamazaaaaa! (known from the chat))
and last but ...
KingThisPawn (A weak King - a toddling cousin from Dschinghis Khan / Genghis Khan)

Usernames with numbers in them are a disgrace

:0 ouch

@KingThisPawn Huh u missed me out :((

@Whitedancingrockstar 😭 it's not my fault Kanaan was taken years ago by a completely inactive user.

@SupremePatzer IM Sorry
Your name is also great! I missed it.
But don't forget to show your own favorite usernames!!!
IM Funny (would also sound funny)

@ChessGitti
'cause in Austria there was a famous singer called "Jazz Gitti"

@KingThisPawn hey the limit was 5 names. Now you have to name everyone on lichess to make up for it. Not including mine. Its not worthy.

Ps @Whitedancingrockstar Your name is prett cool. I know you want to be included ☺

@Kanaan92 Thank you, but these forums competitions mean little to me

@Kanaan92
IM Obsessed already then when I was a good skateboarder - that I never wanted to win the competitions, but to show everyone new creative ideas. So I never got the best but developed a very own character. Not everyone likes it - but...
IM Unique (so many kool names for IM's)
IM Jealous-of-IMs (or a real IM of GMs)