Coolest lichess username

Let decide the coolest lichess username. Each memeber can nominate atmost 5 username:
My nomination:
irration_integer (my own id)
danny the donkey
man in a van (ya I like carlsens username a lot).

There's a user name on the off topic page called... I_R_ Baboon That's different... I almost went with... I_P_Freely :]
I must say that TeddyTheTurkey is cool !