Can I become a GM by solving the CAPTCHAs in the Lichess forum?

Yes, this is a troll question.

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Yes you can .. Just solve the CAPTCHA without moving any chess pieces .... @oopsmouseslip

no, nobody knows how to solve the captchas only stockfish can solve them

You cannot become GM by just solving captchas. Being GM is genetic.

True man

Just testing this out, I'll report back after crushing Carlsen

@oopsmouseslip
I suggest you crown yourself GM Oopsmouseslip. It will count. Really. ;-)

An interesting idea would be to use Mate-in-2 puzzles. Active forum members will never miss a mate in 2 in their games ever gain. ;)

Interesting... It's just mate in 1...