Watch and learn!
I have never expected to have my highest rated victory look like this. How often 2000 rated players fall for fool's mate and lose to 1300?
I agree. Forum captchas should be a little more difficult, like mates in 2. By posting here, I get useful practice solving mates in 1 puzzles.
In bullet, players do lots of bad moves and win on time in far worse positions. There is a limit on how bad the moves can be. So, 2...Nb7 is the type of move that promptly loses by checkmate. I don't know why, but Stockfish says 2... Nd7 is a good move. 3... g6 is bad.
@hangrad, there's nothing inherently wrong with Nd7 since the knight does eventually develop there, but it's a strange second move for the Pirc, especially in the face of that bishop play. Someone with a high rating like that, I would expect, would know about Scholar's mate well enough to know better. You're absolutely correct that g6?? is terrible; black could've just played the most common move in the Pirc, Nf6, and white's threat is totally neutralized.
#8 your link is wrong. I found the right one! Well done! I am not special any more :(