King's and Queen's Indian Defense

@Jcubs What in the world is this rubbish opening? The actual KID and QID:
The King's Indian is 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 g6 3. Nc3 Bg7.
The Queen's Indian is 1. d4 Nf6 2. c4 e6 3. Nf3 b6.
Nonsense, as @Sarg0n said.

That's the one I learned from a book... They called it the King's Indian Defense...

@Jcubs why are you moving the bishops to the 3rd rank where they block your central expansion? As everyone else pointed out, this has nothing to do with either the King's or Queen's Indian and in fact is a very bad opening.

Then what is the real one? This is what I read in a chess book as being the King's And Queens Indian Defense

No! I honestly believed this was it!