If you try to Scandanavian me, I will crush you.

You missed a mate in 1.

Wow, what a sharp line!

6.Ne5#

#6 Ne5 double exclam.

3...f6?? double question mark
In fact this is kind of a reverse Budapest gambit Fajarovich Variation.

6. Ne5??????? would have been ridiculous. (jk)

I guess the Scandinavian isn't so bad, eh?

#8
As you can clearly see, the scandi loses by force in 6 moves.

#9 Ah, I had not noticed!