7 MOVE CHECKMATE

This one has to go down as my shortest victory I doubt I will ever win another game this fast.

You've never done the scholar's mate?

Not even at your bullet level?

There are faster accidents
1 e4 c5 2 Nc3 Nc6 3 Nge2 Nd4 4 g3 Nf3#
1 e4 c6 2 d4 d5 3 Nc3 dxe4 4 Nxe4 Nd7 5 Qe2 Ngf6 6 Nd6#
1 f4 e5 2 fxe5 d6 3 exd6 Bxd6 4 Nf3 Bg4 5 h3 Bxf3 6 gxf3 Bg3#

1. f4 1. e5 2. g4 ??Qh4!#

There is a faster smothered mate than the one tpr mentioned
1 e3 Nc6 2 Ne3 Ne5 3 g3?? Nf3#

Also I've played the fools mate before