TheOnoZone's Blog

I Hate Winning
Chess truly is eternal suffering.
Look Both Ways When You Cross The Road
My kid crosses the road like an absolute lunatic.
How To Be A Man In Chess
The locals called him ‘The Beer Monster’ - he liked that nickname.
I Don't Speak Chess
I caused mass confusion in my local farm shop by attempting to order 400 metres of butter.
It's Not Chess, It's You...
Geoff blundered their Queen and now they want to microwave their laptop.
Going Incremental
Many Adult Improvers face an insurmountable opponent when it comes to chess time management: death.
Think Like A Toddler
He had never seen a balloon before.
At The Top Of The Hill, Go Faster
I was 4 years old and preparing for the most important egg and spoon race of my life.